Well. I'm not trying to horrible things to anyone, least of all make them suffer through a horribly out of character Blair Waldorf from the TV show Gossip Girl. So, to hopefully avoid such a thing, herein lies the "How's my driving?" post for Blair Waldorf. If you want to plot, have comments, questions, positive feedback, or you want to rip my characterization of Blair a new one, this is the place to do all of these things. Promise I don't bite.

You should all know the usual drill though, anon commenting is on and comments are screened. The only reason I'd consider turning off anon commenting is if the disrespect on this little thing gets far too out of hand. All of this being said, be nice, it's not impossible to crit someone and be nice about it.

Bonjour. You've reached the one and only Blair Waldorf. Since I haven't answered, I'm clearly doing something far more important that doesn't involve you and you weren't worthy of me answering the phone. Or perhaps I'm just avoiding you, you'll know which one applies to you when you're listening to this message. In any case, once I actually get a chance, provided that you actually leave a message, I'll get back to you. Unless you aren't worth my time regardless or you didn't leave a message. Au revoir.

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