Bonjour. You've reached the one and only Blair Waldorf. Since I haven't answered, I'm clearly doing something far more important that doesn't involve you and you weren't worthy of me answering the phone. Or perhaps I'm just avoiding you, you'll know which one applies to you when you're listening to this message. In any case, once I actually get a chance, provided that you actually leave a message, I'll get back to you. Unless you aren't worth my time regardless or you didn't leave a message. Au revoir.

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